John Voorhees sometimes does things

Southern singer-songwriter John Voorhees just can't seem to stop bopping his left leg up and down, up and down, up and UP and down.

The results are sheer hilarity. Probably.

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

I promise you guys, this totally still exists.

(Source: pyralspite, via ghost-nappa)

cloudy-chuck:

I laughed at this more than I should have…

Byran Freey goes great with cheese hell ….. yes!

Byran Freey goes great with cheese hell ….. yes!

(Source: khealywu, via margann)

There’s nothing worse than a sarcastic scientist. Stephen Hawking announced his reception for time-travellers after it was already over.

myghostinthemachine:

LOL Blob punks Magneto…but just for a second.  I love Magneto’s expression.  His dialogue is all outrage, but his expression is surprise and sheer terror.  Magneto wallops him with and two panels later Blob’s memory returns (because Charles Xavier mind-wiped him) and he joins the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.Source: X-Men #7 (1964).  Drawn by Jack Kirby; Written by Stan Lee.

Surprise Buttsecks!

myghostinthemachine:

LOL Blob punks Magneto…but just for a second.  I love Magneto’s expression.  His dialogue is all outrage, but his expression is surprise and sheer terror.  Magneto wallops him with and two panels later Blob’s memory returns (because Charles Xavier mind-wiped him) and he joins the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

Source: X-Men #7 (1964).  Drawn by Jack Kirby; Written by Stan Lee.

Surprise Buttsecks!